Everything? EVERYTHING??? Even your butt??? HEY GUYS! DON’T EAT OFF THIS GUYS TABLE!!! HE PUT HIS BUTT ON IT!!!
…now I see why nobody puts their coffee on that thing.
My butt especially.
What about my butt?
This isn’t going to turn into an everything bagel type situation, us it?
I guess every table in my house is a coffee table
I would love to have a coffee table made of wood from a coffee tree.
The real shower thoughts in the comments.
that would be a challenge.
Idk. Maybe change that?
Could a tiger change his stripes! Could a fish live on land! I am but a man. I stand up straight and do as I’m told but could I really abandon who, or what, it is I was born to be. No, I can not be more. I cant move the stars in the sky. For if it only that simple… if only I could change everything I believe. Nay, I need to believe.
maybe he prefers tea
My coffee is in a cup. The cup is on a coaster. The coaster is on my coffee table. My coffee table also has no coffee on it. Except the coffee I spilled.
I usually just poor coffee all over my table
In German it’s called a couch table. It’s a much better name for it.
That’s just downright disrespectful to the table. Do you respect wood?
I was skeptical at first but your story checks out.
BE the change that you would like to see in the world… 🫠
Same here, I don’t even drink coffee.
These tables existed long before we were drinking coffee in Europe and America. What did we call them then? Low tables? End tables? Baby tables??
Occasional tables.
