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minus-squareWhyFlip@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·27 days agoGoogle harvests your sleeping patterns to sell more targeted ads.
minus-squarelinearchaos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·27 days agoMore like Google harvests your __________ to sell more targeted ads.
minus-squareHerr Woland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·27 days agowaking up to see my underscores have been harvested GODDAMNIT GOOGLE!
minus-squarexavier666@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-227 days agoGoogle harvests you to sell more targeted ads*
minus-squareWhyFlip@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-227 days agoVery true… They harvest my nut sessions no doubt.
minus-squarexavier666@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·26 days agoUser is now nutting. Quick, send them some gooning ads
minus-squareWhyFlip@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·26 days agoPost-nut-clarity ad placement is prime real estate in the ad business.
minus-squareWalk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·27 days agoBut I block their ads… are they stupid???
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·27 days agoGood thing I never sleep.
minus-squaredriving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·27 days agoEven better, 24hr of un stopped ads.
minus-squaredeadcatbounce@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·27 days agoI also have no reflection.
minus-squareDarkThoughts@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up2·26 days agoHere’s some ads for blood bags! Also, hot VILFs near you!
minus-squaredeadcatbounce@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·26 days agoThat make me laugh. Just cleaning coffee from my phone now! Fuck you very much! 💕🤣😂
minus-squareTrailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·27 days agoEver wonder why you’re getting ads for melatonin?
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-227 days agoYup. Edit: why do you think google bought Fitbit?
minus-squareKairos@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·27 days agoIDK the way it was presented made it feel sarcastic.
Google harvests your sleeping patterns to sell more targeted ads.
More like Google harvests your __________ to sell more targeted ads.
waking up to see my underscores have been harvested GODDAMNIT GOOGLE!
Google harvests you to sell more targeted ads*
Very true… They harvest my nut sessions no doubt.
User is now nutting. Quick, send them some gooning ads
Post-nut-clarity ad placement is prime real estate in the ad business.
But I block their ads… are they stupid???
Good thing I never sleep.
Even better, 24hr of un stopped ads.
I also have no reflection.
Here’s some ads for blood bags! Also, hot VILFs near you!
That make me laugh.
Just cleaning coffee from my phone now! Fuck you very much! 💕🤣😂
Ever wonder why you’re getting ads for melatonin?
Does it actually?
Yup.
Edit: why do you think google bought Fitbit?
IDK the way it was presented made it feel sarcastic.