• BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        The Onion

        Posted: November 13th, 2025

        Mr. Rogers has miraculously come back and been diddling kids ever since…

        Words… Mentioning lots of people letting their kids be diddled.

        So if you’d like to have Mr. Rogers diddle your kids, be sure to tune into PBS Kids at 10am Eastern.

        The joke: Diddling just being wasting time with kids.

        • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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          2 months ago

          You forgot that words can, and do, have multiple meanings depending on context. There is a more vulgar definitely that defines diddling as “to have sex with”.