• BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    The Onion

    Posted: November 13th, 2025

    Mr. Rogers has miraculously come back and been diddling kids ever since…

    Words… Mentioning lots of people letting their kids be diddled.

    So if you’d like to have Mr. Rogers diddle your kids, be sure to tune into PBS Kids at 10am Eastern.

    The joke: Diddling just being wasting time with kids.

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      2 months ago

      You forgot that words can, and do, have multiple meanings depending on context. There is a more vulgar definitely that defines diddling as “to have sex with”.