madjo

> sudo make guitar

*ends up in dependency hell*

Where the hell did I leave my shark repellent?

Dutch tech news site Tweakers.net kept saying that it was too hard… *head desk*

Ducking heck! 😄

Boohoo, Denuvo, cry me a fudging river!

Darn you, Alexander Graham Bell!

What happens when I add Mentos to that?

Anything Anbernic makes. Oh wait, no, they’re on a monthly schedule.

Sounds interesting. Hope my server federates that sub soon. Right now I don’t see any posts, unless I go to the website myself.

This is WBRC’s 9 o’clock news, I’m Ned Albertson.

Panic ensued today at a local supermarket, as a man got vaporised in the produce aisle. Warning, the following images are not for the faint of heart. Evan Kelp is reporting live from the scene.

Flat earth proven! Boom! /s

Because those hunks never survived the movie.

The future of NOAA if trump gets elected

Next up, a paid Google subscription for a blue check mark in the search results.

You can check out (and delete this song) any time you like, but you can never leave! Muahahaha!

It would be better to remove Metallica’s One from existence then.

Though that might remove Tribute from existence too then.

That song’s protagonist is such a jealous, insecure piece of ass. I totally approve of that song being erased from existence.

The only scar I have in my face is when my brother closed a glass door on me, and I have been shaving with a safety razor for years now. Sure, it takes a bit to get used to, but that’s with anything new.

Have I nicked myself? Yes, once or twice, a few months in, when I got a bit too cavalier about shaving with it (it’s still a sharp blade). But it didn’t leave a scar.

You want them to eat cats? In this political climate? 😄

Groningse Brander mayo > Belgian mayo, but only by a little.

But Belgian cut fries are superior! Though I like Bram Ladage fries.

SteamOS, what else?