I can go to bed early easily. Falling asleep, on the other hand…
I can go to bed early easily. Falling asleep, on the other hand…
Oolong back on his shit
To be fair I think “Amazon’s choice” labels whatever product is most purchased for a given search term, not awarded by Amazon itself
It was a sobering moment wandering around the farm supply store and finding chicken “anti-cannibalism spray.”
I’m walking on sunshine…
Great quote, but missing a rather crucial bit at the end:
“And are you?” “No. That’s where it all falls down, of course.” “Pity”, said Arthur. “It sounded like rather a good lifestyle otherwise.”
I first heard it as a chain email in the mid 2000s, so I know it’s real
An excruciating number, yes
I mean, I get that short people have no reason to live (Newman et al.), but turning them into step stools seems a bit cruel
What do you say if you want the trees up?
Sorry, I don’t do “logical” when it comes to flippant remarks directed at pedophile apologists. Nothing about the Catholic church is “logical.” Am I lashing out in anger? Yes. Is that anger misplaced? Frankly no, I don’t think so.
Gay slurs are perfectly dignified, though. It’s definitely the car that cost him respect. (I know, different pope. Still, though.)
And Greek letters are for when even the Latin alphabet can’t save you
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Some people are really weird when it comes to things being “fair.” I forget the details but I remember a study where given the option of getting $100 and a stranger getting $200, a good chunk of people would rather neither of them get anything.
Yeah, Goku’s not broke. Chichi just tells him they’re broke because she thinks him working will make him “respectable.”
I’ve been playing Far Cry 3, and every damn time I launch it the godforsaken Ubisoft launcher makes me verify my password. You know, in case someone tries to fraudulently play my 12 year old game.
The few times I go to mcD I get two double cheeseburgers because here at least they’re on the pick 2 for $3.69, making them almost half price and so the closest thing they still have to a reasonably priced burger.
Flowers are the real invasive species there. Unchecked those fuckers just go.
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