Easily the rival in the early Pokémon games. Being so annoyingly cocky and full of themselves just to get wiped by my party’s first slot Pokémon every single time… Bruh, just get a grip on reality, would you?

Well, since those former colonies can’t quite work it out on their own, maybe they should just be brought back into their respective empires again? 🤔

Everything’s a joke, but nothing is. Everything’s ironic, but also everything’s serious. Jokes are meant to make light of situations, but you can’t make them about serious stuff. It’s Schrödinger’s comedy, a true definition of Metarcasm: Everything real is satire and every satire is genuine.

German: “Dich soll der Blitz beim Scheißen treffen” - Lightning shall strike you while you’re taking a shit

Best insult ever, imo.