Mamms effect was (unfortunately) never released

US and Germans (with some French celebrity prisoners) fight other Germans. My favorite part of this battle is when the French superstar Tennis player vaults a castle wall and runs through enemy lines to ask for reinforcements.

One time I couldn’t get a jar of jelly open so I smashed it. There are definitely better ways.

There was a period of time (probably about 3-6 months) when the launcher would cause the game to crash on launch. I had to mod it out.

I’m a brass musician and an atheist so the only time I go to church is when I’m getting paid. The last time some Mormons approached me about going to church I asked them, “What’s the pay?”

They were genuinely confused.

Gotta wait a sec for Niko to put on his seat belt

I’ll believe it when I see it

I’ve seen Jazz apples in stores around Southeastern Pennsylvania. They’re pretty good, but my favorite is Pazazz apples. They’re similar in size to Honeycrisp but sweeter with a bit of tartness to them.

One of my friends keeps chickens in a small coop surrounded by chicken wire. A while back some raccoons killed most of his chickens by pulling pieces of them through the small holes in the wire fence. A few years after the incident I was visiting my friend. While we were hanging out in the backyard I stepped on a dessicated chicken wing…

The thing that bothered me the most is how Aang sounds exactly like Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle

It’s what plants crave

But those bugs reject our Managed Democracy!!1

Yes but this time with intent

What if they were raised in a hermetically sealed environment, dried out, ground into a fine powder, then added to batter to make pancakes?

What have you done to my boy Fido!?

I haven’t had a disc drive of any sort on my PC for over a decade

Is that the timed mission where they posted up enemies everywhere with rocket launchers along the normal route? That mission ended my last attempt at a playthrough, still never finished GTA3

What do you mean? Elementary school is on there

It’s just Swamp German

That’s a shame, I prefer my burgers served on a snow shovel