Oh my gourd!

Do the opposite, don’t make eye contact and walk fast. The good old fashioned diarrhea walk. Anyone tries to stop you, tell them whatever poop related excuse comes to mind.

This is my situation. Dated/lived together for 3 years before going to the courthouse. Reception was at a spaghetti place nothing fancy since there are a lot of kids in my family lol it was such a blast, so low key. We’ve been together for a decade now. Wouldn’t change it for the world. We’re best friends. When we got married, everything and nothing changed all at once. Best decision I’ve ever made.

Chomp

Sounds like he’s the acting landlord coming to check on his properties and tenants but more importantly he’s there to collect. 😸

So you’re saying there’s a chance 👉👈

It’s the opposite for me and my husband lol

👁️👃👁️

Find a excuse to get physical therapy.

Interest rates in the US are set to go down 🎉

Happy dia de la independencia 🇲🇽

Poor mouse.

LOL the strongman is grimacing as the nerd unknowingly stomps that his stomach/dick. You have a good eye. Please accept this award as a token of appreciation 🥇

Yes.

Agreed even just sending a stupid meme or a joke shows you were thinking of them and can be a lighthearted convo starter.

Led Zeppelin’s Hot Dog song comes to mind.

Enjoy your snack, you earned it!

Agreed. I really like eating a banana and drinking milk with it. Low key but hella satisfying, decent nutrition and zero prep.

Amen.

Sounds like marriage.