Hyphlosion

What if bikes DO have windows, but every time you’ve seen a bike, the windows were just rolled down?

I found a pair of moon boots there once.

You don’t have to accept being called anything. Doesn’t have much use outside the Internet anyway.

You don’t say “That trans person over there” or “That cis chick over there” or “That gay dude over there.” You say their names. (Or “that person” if you don’t.)

Because no one is really going to care about my sexual orientation in a formal setting or when they come across me or another random person at the grocery store.

You can call me a leaf for all I care. We most likely won’t be seeing each other the next day anyway.

For me, that would be the 3D Mario games (or any Mario game, really).

I have over 70 hours logged into Super Mario 3D-Stars, and that’s just the newer way I’ve played these games.

Behold, the real reason why Elon launched a car into space.

I like corn dogs.

No, but then again, I’m better remembering names when they’re paired with the pictures by their names. I lurk Lemmy with the Voyager app, which doesn’t seem to display pics next to names. So… Yeah

Also, low key happy to see I haven’t been mentioned. Means I’ve really toned it down since my Reddit days and leaving Reddit a year ago. Progress.

Please say that’s pronounced as X-Face.

@Maven Also all the “As Seen on TV” stuff that’s just hanging around by the checkout aisle.

@Duamerthrax I’d love to get me one of those raspberry pie mini consoles one of these times.

My PC specs are 0. You might’ve missed the part where I said “console peasant.”

Most. But there’s a small problem: Us console peasants can’t play it yet. So… Yeah.

Say you’re a (fellow) GFuel nerd without saying you’re a GFuel nerd.

That’s okay. I didn’t feel like getting any sleep tonight anyways…

It’s true. I usually eat animals that were killed for me. Thanks, grocery stores!

People don’t like to be made to feel uncomfortable (via preaching) about something they enjoy.

Fixed that for you.

Hate is a strong word, but as a meatatarian, passionate vegans don’t make me feel uncomfortable “with knowledge,”but some can be incredibly annoying with the way they go about voicing their opinions. It’s not because of the “truth hurts” or “truth is uncomfortable” angle that you’re smugly going for, but because some are like the Karens and SJW’s of the diet world.

And before I’m accused of generalizing vegans, note I said SOME. I also feel the same way about anyone else who is overly-passionate to the point of “my way or the highway.” Like some who are on keto. Yikes.

I’d love to shut up and play Starship Troopers: The Game. But unfortunately, I don’t have a PS5 or gaming PC. Still holding out hope that this will come to Xbox one day.

Is it weird that I saw the Ceiling Wizard before I saw the ladies with the awkward grins?

Being mad at something costs energy, and I’d rather move on instead continuously giving Reddit that kind of respect and having it live rent-free in my head. Feels good.

“Small” price increase? Are your toilet paper squares $10 bills or something?