The department is working tirelessly to apprehend the criminals.
“Stop laughing,” the department chief said in an interview with WLMY. “This is a wheel problem for us.”
The officers have been reviewing security footage before beginning material investigations so that they can hit the ground running.
They aren’t having a goodyear anymore.
As to the suspects, at this time we are keeping our opinions unbiased.
But they keep shifting their stance
Eventually their investigation will come to a skidding halt, as they are burning rubber trying to find the suspects.
might take awhile, the wheels of justice turn slowly.
That’s a wheely good joke.
Return just the wheels, the tires need to be examined further and will take an additional 6-18 business months
Just cut them open, plenty of smugglers put bricks of product inside.
smells like they’re trafficking bricks of justice in those tires.
They weren’t stolen … they can be fetched and returned from their last known location in Afghanistan
Good.
ACAB
After six months the tires are sent to the city dump.
City Waste Landfill? City Police Precinct? Easy mistake when all these departments just look the same, you know.
They’re working tirelessly to find the perpetrators.
I could just kiss you.
Based and Legalism Pilled
civil axle forfeiture
Stop resisting!
Unpopular opinion, but doing that means only that taxes that is paid by residents of the city is going to cover paying for that instead of paying for any thing more useful.
You can’t call for anarchy while living in a regulated system.
Doing this saves lives, the taxes pay for the payouts in wrongful death lawsuits so this saves money.
What is your logic here?
All of this would take maximum less than a week to be reversed and paid by residents taxes.
And this is assuming they done it on thousands of cars, which I believe is not really something that happen in real life.
You’re right, it is an unpopular opinion. Maybe keep it to yourself next time you decide to let your fascist flag fly.
Ah yes, forfeiture of their assets. This sounds familiar somehow…
All because the wheels were black.
