• SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    Gonna need to divert the entire US defense budget for two years to researching how to make my PP bigger.

    Vote for me for president and I’ll make it happen.

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      4 months ago

      I’d certainly vote if I was a citizen. Let’s maybe see about that again in say 20 years?

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        4 months ago

        Just commit voter fraud. All 7 of my supporters so far are from other countries. Seriously my PP is so smol I need the military budget to gain a centimeter