• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    3 months ago

    I say we bring back team sports - two or more groups throwing javelins at each other.

    It can be payed either turn based or in real time.

    … now that I think about it, with hammers & some body armour would be even better.

    • Etterra@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      All sports would be better if they were full contact - especially golf. Hear me out.

      Everybody goes at the same time; you get points for speed instead of number of shots. You can an use your clubs to attack other players, so pads and a helmet are needed. You play in the summer. You’re caddy also brings water and Gatorade. Heat stroke/exhaustion is a DQ.

    • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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      3 months ago

      If we throw out the idea that the Games were meant to mark a cessation in hostilities, then let’s not go halfway.

      Get the SCA in there with their plastic armour and rattan swords and let’s have 1:1 and M:M combat. I want chariot races. I want simulated boarding actions from ‘ships’. I want a new colosseum built every 4 years and events 24/7 to a roaring crowd punctuated only by the sound of pneumatic t-shirt cannons. When they’re done, use them for death-row criminals in actual gear to fight for PPV for victim compensation. MORTAL COMBAAAAAAAT