TIL that Zynga still exists.

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Clearly Zeus was mad that Prometheus was… stealing his thunder.

His name is Dong?

The only way you’re getting blood out of me for any reason other than medical purposes is if you pay me or commit a crime. That goes for the plasma too.

Challenger Deep.

I’m going to have to go with Hydrogen on this one.

I hope they make a new, properly indie company.

Ankylosaurus. Extinct, but still. It’s like what you’d get if you shoved a turtle, a rhino, and a dragon into that teleporter from The Fly .

Yeah you know what else is all natural? Air. But guess what you don’t inject into your blood?

It’s really easy to pander to the Chinese audience when you’re a Chinese developer telling the same one Chinese myth yet again.

I mean seriously, if you add up every game, show, or movie based on all the myths of Robin Hood, King Arthur, and every Grimm fairy tale combined You wouldn’t have as many productions as there are Journey to the West adaptations, it’s ridiculous. Hell even Disney went with something different when they made Mulan.

When you snort so much iron oxide that the only notes you have on car design is "bigger! BIGGER! ADD SPIKES! "

And if it’s a task that will need to be done thousands of times a month or even year, you should thank them for it.

How fast does this chat page refresh? Every 5 seconds? Nice.

Fuck, how much is my phone bill this month? Why do they even charge by the minute, anyway? Stupid Ameritech.

I guess nobody ever told this genius about multivitamins either.

Over heard it says that the engagement itself should never be a surprise, just the when and where.

Oh and I’ll add in to listen to her if she says she wants/doesn’t want something specific. If she doesn’t want it to be a big public thing, then don’t propose on the stadium fan-cam. If she likes hiking, do it while hiking (but not somewhere the ring can fall in a river or off a cliff). Stuff like that.

Okay so here’s a tip that I didn’t need to be told because I figured out of my own. Ask her what she likes. If you don’t want to do that for whatever stupid reason, then casually point out a ring you saw and ask her what she thinks. There are subtle ways to handle it. “I saw a wedding ring that used a sapphire, what do you think of that” or “hey look at the ring in this picture I saw online,” then listen to her opinion. If you do that a few times she might start to actually realize that you’re going to ask her to marry you and give you useful feedback, assuming she doesn’t state something useful in the meantime, such as “diamond would be better” or “I like that design but not the gemstones.”

Of course if you haven’t talked about that kind of thing already, clearly you’re doing something wrong. My fiancee knew I was going to ask her to marry her, just not when or how. Well she figured out on the day that was coming because your girl is almost certainly better at picking up on subtlety than you are, especially when it comes to you.

Well enjoying a game of footie is your first mistake. Oh wait, I got confused, too many euros around, sorry about that. Footie is what I call soccer, aka foreign football.

Enjoying a game of football is your first mistake.