Okay we can’t keep having to go accept these rewards, it’s wrecking our production flow. So we hired Larry here to be our official award acceptance guy. Oh and those new shelves have been finished so we’ll be getting all the trophies out of the break room by tomorrow.
Larry actually goes to award ceremonies and says “wow guys, we are so thankful for this award but can’t accept it. Like, literally can’t. There is no more space to store them, Jim had to give up his office and the cleaning crew is complaining too. So yeah, take this back please”
Could you give us, instead of yet another reward, some competition? Like, any at all? We want to do even better, but have nothing to compete against. Please. We can even pay you (in free trophies, no micro payments needed).
Okay we can’t keep having to go accept these rewards, it’s wrecking our production flow. So we hired Larry here to be our official award acceptance guy. Oh and those new shelves have been finished so we’ll be getting all the trophies out of the break room by tomorrow.
First name: Larry
Last name: Ann
Larry actually goes to award ceremonies and says “wow guys, we are so thankful for this award but can’t accept it. Like, literally can’t. There is no more space to store them, Jim had to give up his office and the cleaning crew is complaining too. So yeah, take this back please”
Could you give us, instead of yet another reward, some competition? Like, any at all? We want to do even better, but have nothing to compete against. Please. We can even pay you (in free trophies, no micro payments needed).