• kameecoding@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      I mean, without context it’s hard to tell, but suicide by cops is a thing, some people take advantage of the trigger happiness of cops and make them kill them.

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        9 months ago

        “make” them

        cop drops two mags into a non-threat

        HE MADE ME DO IT!

        reloads for a third mag

        gotta be sure

  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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    9 months ago

    Unethical life pro tip: want to kill yourself but left something for your family? Buy a life insurance policy, call the suicide prevention hotline and wait for the cops to kill you. Isn’t technically suicide, so the life insurer can’t deny your family claim!!

    • PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Cops will still claim it was suicide-by-cop. Which is some top-tier copaganda, because it’s just another way of them saying “if you call us while in distress, there’s a good chance we’ll kill you then blame you for it.”

        • M500@lemmy.ml
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          9 months ago

          It was suicide. Claim denied!

          But he had a heart attack.

          We have a receipt that shows he ate McDonald’s 3 years ago. This is clearly suicide by food.

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          9 months ago

          Probably not, most insurers love to have every possible exception in the contract (e.g. taking part in illegal activity), to get out of payment