Marmite on toast with an obscene amount of ketchup.

Chunky tapanade.

Cries in UK

Samesies

Brimful of Asha by Cornershop Steal my Sunshine by Len

My partner giving up 90s radio or wearing headphones would suffice.

I guess you don’t know where your towel is.

"You make me wanna throw my pager out the window "

Birdbrains

It’s a portmanteau really - unless this is another American English difference.

Unpaywall bot would be more useful than tldr. Probably.

Nice one 😁

It’s definitely for true stuff. It’s filler but it’s more emphasis than random.

There’s MLE (multicultural London English) in the UK. Must be similar all over.