create rule: from microsoft teams -> trash

I wasn’t complaining, just greeting an old friend

This greentext has lived rent-free in my head for over a decade

“My cabbages!”

• Baahvatar, the Last Goatbender

what the fuck is a bird

nervously realizing I’ve been using Discord in Türkiye for 4 days straight now

When I challenge my established concepts with new ideas or angles, and realize my previously held truth doesn’t hold up to scrutiny, or is reinforced or expanded upon. For example, “is a hot dog a sandwich?” makes me reconsider how so much depends on context, and how we as humans crave labelling and categorizing to the point of it being detrimental (see biological sex vs gender, Star Trek edit wars, classical music and pornography cataloguing, etc)

Don’t ruin OP’s strategic wishful thinking

Bowser for Kart and Kirby for smash… makes sense

I can’t wait to find out that Marika learned the ability to transform gender from Cap’n Crunch in the FromSoft x Quaker collab

Maybe they watched Predator, I saw something similar happen there

It is, but Sonic has been running for so long that there are multiple iterations. This particular panel seems to be from the same Sonic universe as the SatAM cartoon.

Or so I’ve heard, I swear I’ve never worn JNCO jeans.

bruh

I need it so I can player the newer games betterer

“Alright, we have at least 6 witnesses willing to testify that they think I’m pretty. If you confess and say that at least I’m cute, we’ll let you get off easy.”

“I wanna talk to my lawyer.”

bad cop begins routine

“HOW DARE YOU, THEIR OUTFIT ALONE IS FIRE!”

”good” cop pulls the bad cop off you

“Sorry, my partner is a loose cannon. Look, we just want to make sure you’ve got good taste.”

So you’re saying if I fuck the same way Fremen walk the desert, they can’t track my car sex…

Don’t ask why I didn’t come to OJ’s funeral

It is because I already did

Only if Johnny plays Morticia and Winona plays Gomez

Wait until you find out “bottoms up” isn’t about a group of people taking an elevator to get mimosas

Of course