Uh, it’s down there somewhere, let me take another look…

Can’t believe no one has said it… Looney tunes.

Most of my dreams go like this…
https://youtu.be/9gocPZA0HLA?si=TZ6WtchdqMVg3cKF

Like your mouth and stomach?

All Gameplay patents are bullshit. Artificial barriers to entry that only restrict market forces in favor of screwing end consumers.

Protect rich people at all costs

Google says i should make ~$150k. The sheer scope and complexity of my work deserves far more in my opinion. That and stupid tax to deal with a major corporation. So, I’ll round up to an even $200k. Full effort… $300k.

The day the world went away

I have 250+ based on work experiences, usually unpleasant. They don’t make it to social media, but i do share with colleagues. Maybe I’ll release them some day.

I second the directional mic. The used wireless models when i ran a university virtual classroom. The only issue is habits to charge your batteries before use.

Little Kitty, big city? Amirite?

Had one perch in my yard last summer.

It’s those damn poors fault for making the billionaires be money hoarding assholes?

Ack ack ack, ack ack ack ack ack! Ack, ack ack.

I do have one complaint, the price of brush heads. Top notch performance otherwise.

Fuck, even in the future nothing works

Thank you very little

Welcome to Costco, i love you.

Primer timeline

See you later new Doug