Lots of people throw the rind in stews and sauces. It adds umami. So now I gotta fish out the bay leaf and a microchip.
Hand starts shaking when he can’t update once an hour.
swivel the faucet into the middle position and dispense water directly onto your floor
Or directly into a bucket.
A parabolic orbit for ISS? So she shoots out into space? ISS has a pretty much circular orbit maybe a little elliptical. Parabolas are open.
Anyone mentions soviets suck and the tankies come out of the woodwork.
“USsR was just misunderstood. Swearsies.”
Same happened to the terms “political correctness” and “social justice”. The meaning gets twisted into something grotesque by think tanks and then it’s shipped out to talking heads so Billy-Bob can regurgitate it at the water cooler.
There seems to be an innate need for religion.
For whom? Because I sure as shit don’t have any need to believe in fairy tales.
Me at 6am looking at memes:
This is a pregap track, not an unlisted track at the end. To hear this one you need to rewind the first track backwards until you get to the pregap track beginning.
What are these kids uptimes?
This is why soldiers think jarheads are morons.
The exercise is meant to be done with your feet on the guy behind’s shoulders. This puts his face somewhere between their feet and knees usually. Then you all do a pushup together and hate the one weak guy who can’t do the exercise.