You’ve only had shitty ones then. My feet basically touch only Havaianas from spring to autumn and they’ve never been happier.

Despite being the centrally managed solution most companies chose, it also is, let’s face it, a completely capable OS that’ll happily run most software without recompiling your kernel twice a day. (My Linux days are long gone, I know things are supposedly easier today.)

Sure, it’s sometimes annoying to use and I might take longer to do my job on it. It also might spy on you. But then, I’m being paid by the hour and I don’t do private shit on my work computer, so yeah, what gives.

It’s dogtored alright!