You’re in the clear my man. It is well established that penises smaller than 3 inches are low priority for the transmission viral and bacterial infections from sexual contact. Sex workers are trained to release STDs or not, much like a snake can withhold venom when striking. /s

Seriously go get tested and wrap it next time.

A more perfect union, that can establish justice and domestic tranquility. One that provides for the common defense, promotes the general welfare, and secures the blessing of liberty for ourselves and future generations.

Yeah, but at least Soylent Green is organic.

Americans might, but fat Cornfed Americans wouldn’t dare be that unpatriotic.

I believe you mean 72" wide. Like a fat American would know what the fuck a meter is. lol