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Yeah… We’re living in the timeline where they already said that a number of times already. Final doesn’t exist in this profit-first culture, citizens.

Nope.

Oh noes! It brought friends? 🤣😱🤣

Tell me you’re a child without saying it explicitly. 🤦🏽‍♂️

When the players talking about your game have in no small part been all but forced to find alternative ways to install said game without your bullshit malware… one eventually hopes to find a quiet way to drop the malware back in the ditch where you found it, and not piss off more fans in the process. Ahem.

“Sinners”? Really? That’s the puerile, patronizing term we’re going with, kids? Poorly thought out and poetically ironic, no less? 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🖕🏽

ADHD?

TBF, not only would that same Italian person you envision also die every time a “pizza” is made, but I personally reached a similar point in my impression of “proper” sushi. For decades now, I’ve looked down on cream cheese, et al, used as ingredients in rolls of all kinds, and that eventually evolved into other disdainful opinions on adjacent foods’ contents, but I have fairly recently come to realize a simple truth: in its culture of origin, sushi is known to on occasion include ice cream as an ingredient, and therefore… such quixotic prescriptionism is worse than useless: it restricts access to experiences based on fabricated and imaginary rules (or, face the piercing judgment of actually no one at all).

Fuck what “people” say. Engage with your wife’s view, and maybe even join her in exploring what other curious ways one can enjoy weird shit. 🫀🖖🏽

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Actually, I think that’s a tail, and they would slay online nowadays. I hear.

Should I ADHDad some more? 🤣

Fun fact, all humans (most vertebrates, IIRC?) develop the tissue that forms their two primary sphincters before pretty much anything else — and the mouth is second in that process. Every single one of us is an asshole first. 🖖🏽

Bahahaha! That’s awesome! Like a goddamn Punch Wizard, imposing your will on reality through raw grind. Sure, a simple misconception started it all, but that determination, that single-minded focus? Most impressive, young you. 🤘🏽

The human tongue is one of the first things to form, preceding the brain.

That’s some millennial talk right there.

Back when kale was only used to line their salad bars? Crazy times.

The new one is a labor of love, NGL.

Eh. Still better than Papa Roach. 🤷🏽‍♂️

You can’t make trashy wind chimes from floppies, though.