Sadly my son doesn’t speak to me anymore. I kicked him out of the house in 2016. I found out he voted for Trump and that’s why I kicked him out.

I would always drink whenever I hang out with my kids. Sometimes I would bring them to the bar with me and I would let them take a sip of my whiskey.

She’s wearing a hijab

Very Muslim of her

Even if you made it a federal holiday, the wage slaves would still have to work.

Titanic was the story of a manic pixie dream boy fixing a rich woman with his penis.

Nice kitchen. Mine is orange.

I saw a guy on the bus doing this and I punched his lizard.

Don’t forget Alec Guinness playing an Arab in Lawrence of Arabia.

A lot of people will tend to mention John Wayne playing Genghis Khan or Mickey Rooney playing a Japanese man in Breakfast at Tiffany’s but will skip over other examples.