This meme is correct because I think the exact same thing! 😉

True, the very last second is indeed not great.

Roll a charisma check

I think OP is the grandma in this scenario and just hit puberty in real life.

In most cases, merging as late as possible would be most efficient, because it utilises the max amount of street surface.

A master of Karate
and friendship
for everyone

If there’s a full grown man standing in front of my truck and I can still see him, I just don’t feel safe!

Can you help me with my pimple?

You’re making that up, right?
This is from an 80s movie about a distopian future (like RoboCop or Total Recall), right!?

I mean, do you stop at red lights in that situation? You probably have to… Do you keep the speed limit and have some small talk with the guy fighting for his life, while you sit in traffic?

Right!? At least on Lemmy I can drink my Pepsi® in peace. Like for real, there’s nothing better than scrolling through some funny memes with a delicious can of ice cold Pepsi®, my fellow [insert slang term; plural]!

Shitty days, but days nonetheless, when PC gaming was the Dark Souls of gaming.

So that’s what you meant when I asked you to do the dishes.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi4Z06IbSek

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Since you got time, take a single minute and focus only on your breath, for like 10 breaths.

Makes it easier to doom scroll without identifying yourself with that feeling of doom. Also it makes me feel gratitude. Don’t know why, but I’ll take it.

Never bring a knife to a bomb fight.

I can assure you that my van and my basement are totally save! So come right in stranger.

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What do we tell the god of heat?

Did you come up with your username while you were jumping in the pool? :)

I mean, technically, I guess (insert Futurama technical correct meme), but with that defintion everything is a puzzle.

I just breathed in, what do I do next? I can’t inhale more air. I have to think fast! Maybe if I breath out, I can then breath in again… It worked! Amazing!