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Hey, it worked last election, right?

It’s so true: thank you internet person for letting me know that skin color and gender can be used to determine what every person’s life has been like. Enough of this “treating people like individuals rather than stereotypes” nonsense!

By the way: what makes you think I’m either white or male?

Trump is not the problem. Trump didn’t make Duterte happen, or Orban, or Meloni, or Brexit, or Putin, or Bibi, or le Pen or any of the others. He’s a symptom of a dying world

Is that the groups that hates white people and men, or the one that hates black people and women?

Ah, I see you’re familiar with my company

Dynamic programming. I should have just chased a check rather than trying to save the world

SME (pronounced smee)

My company is flooded with SMEs who aren’t even good, let alone experts at anything

Sure, but 80% of people stopped reading after that first word because of “socialism”

Who is Steve Jobs?

The point is to funnel wealth to a tiny number of people; cities are an efficient way to do that

Only half? That sounds like nice place!

I have a subscription to natural gas I really get a lot out of

You use Comcast because you have 0 other choices

I use Comcast because I have 1 choice

We are not the same

1. Don’t be a dick
2. Don’t be a pussy
3. Don’t be an asshole

I use Comcast because I have one choice and it’s Comcast

Replacing BMI with BMI2 is fine, but it’s doesn’t change the fact that most Americans are overweight or obese, and the tiny, tiny sliver of people who have a high BMI from weightlifting are insignificant relative to the ~70% that are just plain fat

I’ve heard the term, but a better one is just “not actually stopping”

I haven’t, since boomers are all much older than me, but it sounds like you get fucked by boomers a lot: would you recommend it?

I mean, it’ll definitely take your mind of your lesser problems