Some stability in my life and a friend who gives good hugs.

I’m not sure I want to eat anything in that fridge

Still saving that one, though.

A well made coat and a pair of boots.

This is my new emoji rulebook and I’m going to explain to it to others exactly like this.

I was just doing client and host but I’m down for some kink in my computers.

Like a siren song, we all go back to the classics

I’m still not seeing a cat in this photo

Be gentle with yourself.

Whenever I hear the word ‘economy’ I replace it with ‘rich people’s yacht money.’ I feel that clarifies a lot of my opinions on the matter.

Surprisingly insightful for a meme post.

I can bearly stand these puns.

I can now hear this image of a juggalo flower

A lot of performance issues I was having are fixed since the patch.

Why are you buying clothes at the soup store

… I feel like you just perfectly eli5 nuclear fusion. I’m using this example next time it comes up.

… Did you check to see if the mannequin moved?

Cool, yes everyone knows the US sucks can someone help us who have to live in it now?

I did not know this and my day is measurably improved, thank you knowledgeable stranger