Depends on the brand. If it was secretly manufactured by any particular nation’s secret military service, then Maybe.

Hey

If you don’t blast the sound then what even is the point

There is no way around light speed and conservation of momentum.

That we know of, yet. We haven’t even had particle accelerators for a hundred years; let’s give it at least 500 years of scientific research and discoveries before we say definitively that we absolutely know, without any doubts, that there’s no way around conservation of momentum.

I ain’t saying there is a way; just that we are very young, and very immature.

Microplastics

Whoops, guess I’m now the enemy of a hundred million Americans

My bad

Aww, thanks! Consider me slightly more educated than when I awoke this morning :)

I still don’t know what ich_iel is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

It’s been two and a half months, but I’m almost done creating a board game from scratch. It’s like Risk, but Cat themed, and featuring a massive deck of cards.

Next up, gotta start work on the prototype before I can invite some people over to play and hopefully learn if this game actually works as a concept, needs some rule tweaks, or is utterly confusing and broken.

Thanks! I was intending for it to be more of a shitpost, but I guess I’m not very good at those, it turns out

Lol whoops, I meant to give a wrong answer, my bad

1. Pick some friends that you like
2. Download “I Am Never Going To Give You Up” by Rick Roll
3. Put the song on the disk in very low quality .mp3
4. Give the disks away as “fun, retro” drink coasters
5. Watch as they use the coasters, unaware that you Rick Rollered them

they stop screaming for 4 years

That’s not how children work.

Mmm, the neon green lines really sell the putrification.

I’ll place your Lemmy Cesium award in a safe place, where it will not be exposed to water

Oh snap, super my bad then

No, I’m just shit-posting, my bad

Those two kids look like they’re related. They may also be neighborhood troublemakers, from the look of that baseball bat the one is holding.

Also, that’s a weird looking bush in the background, pretty sure that’s either AI or UI

On the top, a bright, clear sunny day, a few picturesque clouds in the sky.

At the bottom, a river, once clean, where corporate logos such as Google and Microsoft sit, partially submerged, stains spreading into the waters around them.

In the middle, a bridge: well constructed across and overtop the river, across which various Fediverse logos are crossing

I dunno, I’m not a graphic designer

Rocket, huh?

for a fiery taste

I assumed that it was like motor-boating except with 360 degrees rotation, which is definitely a normal and not at all weird thing