Ill always remember the clip of Jordan Klepper at a Trump rally talking to a guy who has been making four times as much as he ever did under Obama during the Trump presidency.

His field of work? Debt relief.

Womp womp.

Betteridge’s Law: Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word ‘no’.

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You can reliably quickly tell if a news source is credible depending on how many appeals to emotion and superfluous adjectives/descriptors are found in their articles.

A lot of it is about parsing multiple sources, and extrapolating the data from the spin.

Opportunist

I recommend you touch grass. Valuing yourself by imaginary internet points is not going to do you any good.

ATF = cracking down on legal funtime stuffs

DEA = cracking down on illegal funtime stuffs

This site will show you how to tackle any stain.

Right? Somehow schools survived until at least the 2010s without every kid having a cellphone in them at all times.

Oh god, Ive been using them wrong this whole time?!?!

I guess I am so used to other social media I had assumed it was a like button.