Nah, this is about money. They’ll definitely find a group of underpaid employees to fire.

👴

Twitter (insisted by Musk to be called X)

But it’s free! You love free stuff! Have some free emails!

My favourite is:

If you’re scared to spell out a scary, bad word, find another word to use instead of trying to hide it behind similar characters.

Good Christian Wives don’t mind groping, they only strive to please their husbands! ☝️

Why do real men using root type sudo, though?

I’m convinced those do very little for the environment. There was some really smart executive at the plastic bottle company who made this up so they can charge more from beverage companies.

You understand that this was an ad and not something the newspaper wrote, right?

Mouth

Fear is a noun not an acronym.

Ok, now compare texture resolutions and vertex counts.

I feel like slapping a random cat picture underneath some funny take isn’t the most effort to put into what hardly qualifies as a meme.

I expressed how your comparison is stupid. I’m sorry if you perceive that as hostile and think you need to get a point in by making up an equally stupid scenario about my marriage. Obviously I hit a nerve. Can’t say the same about your shitty attempt at an insult.

No, it’s a fucking stupid comparison, man. One thing leads to dead people, the other thing leads to slightly less convenient entertainment software. Can you figure out the rest for yourself? Fuck all the way off with your “questionable orders”.

Yeah, totally, they’re no better than Nazis, top fucking comparison, buddy.

You realize it’s not devs that make those decisions, right? It’s publishers and execs. You know, the guys who make the actual money in all this. Stop blaming devs for stupid exec decisions.

“My computer is broken, it won’t turn on!”

“Are you sure it’s plugged in?”

“You think I’m stupid? Of course it’s plugged in! It’s broken!”

“Sometimes the plug isn’t in all the way and then it won’t work.”

“I know how to plug in a plug, it just won’t turn on because it is b-r-o-k-e-n!”

“Are you sure the plug is all the way in?”

“It’s all the way in. My computer is broken!”

“Im coming down there and if the plug isnt all the way in, I’ll be pissed and mock you.”

“IT’S BROKEN!”

Goes down there and plugs the plug all the way in

Computer starts

Not the food wasting one.