obviously because you are moving your body/burning calories

I wouldn’t say this is obvious or completely true. Burning calories is separate from digestion - for example, if you’re burning them too fast (e.g., sprinting), your body will divert resources towards the running, which will slow digestion.

Shit I knew I forgot to do something today.

Ranchers… inside you, you say.

Hot.

And why must the child-bot be so thicc?

Hi yes where can one purchase this phenomenal book?

Vodka’s back on the menu, boys!

Nope - Finland is #1 coffee consumer. By a lot.

Fine looking loaf in the background.

Better cover it up with Axe.

I love mint chocolate chip ice cream, but I’ll admit that sometimes you get some low quality stuff that literally tastes like cold toothpaste.

Mmmm, the McKakke

Why does it slide across the floor? Do you live on a boat?

Just sit on the other’s lap and drop that double decker deuce, my friend. Also saves water with a single flush.

Yeah it’s a joke - fahrenheit is what they’re making fun of, probably especially because it would be more appropriate to use celsius in the context of “world news”.

Oh no, I hope… I hope it doesn’t string me!

This still does not answer which ceasefire you’re referring to. Could refer to Ukraine, for example.

I am still “on X” because my account was banned and I literally cannot delete the account… because it’s banned.

But since I know that’s probably not the type of use you were referring to, I know others that still use it for scientific communications (e.g. announcing publications from their group and following those from others) and generally don’t care much or think about the fact that Elon is heading the platform.

haha wife bad

Your grandfather’s asshole.

I’m always happy to share some D with those in need.