There is a Speedtest Integration for HomeAssistant and you could automate a notification.
Looks like a timer: https://office-japan.jp/en/products/タニタ-デジタルタイマー-ブラック-td415bk
It’s a thing. Legend has it there are some humans who like both, but it may be propaganda from the potato-industry ;)
Funny, although it belongs in /c/shitposts