Spanish or vanish

Your bladder when you wake up

Hopefully has some games bundled in

And even can charge your phone!

Name an instance of Stack Exchange that isn’t toxic

Are you guys using your eyes?? Clearly bloat

What do you mean that’s not the name of your cat and I shouldn’t type it in my terminal?

Refuse computers, go back to Abacus

Cheesy plans

A library, perhaps…?

“I use arch btw”

Nicest landlord

Bonus points if you also sleep with a bigass metal belt clip

Shower (prohibited)

So you managed to get out? How??

“But at least is LOCAL spyware 😎”

“We value your privacy”. Proceeds to not value any kind of privacy at all

I refuse to believe it!!!

What a save!

“I payed for the full tire so we gonna use the full tire!”