I teach English as a second language

And here I am, trying to change careers from teaching to IT. I guess the grass is always greener

Yeah, and Finland is Suomi, but you never hear them saying “I’m Suomian”

I’m no psysicist, but I suppose you would create more heat energy, than you’d be able to dissipate anyway

I’d dock her boat in a heartbeat

How else do you go on a cruise while flying your jet? Checkmate, working class!

Ah, the ol’ Reddit thread-a-roo!

You’re now a mod of r/Beijing

I’d like to know about this place that gives out milk for free, please

"Best day of my life! Daddy finally noticed me!’

Que?

Come on, don’t leave us hanging