Make sure it’s a duck you’re taking home and not a goose. The goose will fuck you up.

I guess if this is more applicable to me after I change “super rough day at work” to “normal, soul draining day at work”, I should probably also change “quitting my job” to “career change”.

With how he is, it’s more likely one of the animators slipped it in there and he didn’t notice. You can bet nickelodeon definitely didn’t notice.

My great grandpa ingested dihydrogen monoxide every day of his life, often more than once. And now he’s dead.

Pretty certain he has indeed been around for 30 years.

I never had a drinking problem to get over, but last weekend at 34 I did just play Ultimate Frisbee for the first time since high school. On that day I learned stretching is much more important for us 30-somethings than it was back when I was a teenager. It’s been 6 days and I’m still limping a little bit.

Perks of being a monopoly. Every time someone gets upset with them, their response is just dripping with a “you’ll be back” mentality. Same as u/spez during the reddit third party app stuff.

I just remember not being interested in it at the time because they said you play as a big daddy, and the part in Bioshock 1 where you escort a little sister is arguably the worst part of the game.

I really wish old consoles didn’t usually need old TVs to work well. I used to have a N64, NES, and PS2, but I sold them all because I was moving and didn’t want to schlep the absurdly heavy 2004ish plasma TV I had to play them on.

Me too. I guess playing Bioshock 2 for the first time is an option that’s still open to me…

I have it on good authority (watching my dog) that zoomies are better when you can dart and weave between furniture.

Makes sense

For context, a Gameboy is 144p.

Too real

Isn’t Magneto more in the “genocide you before you genocide us” camp? Understandable, but hardly heroic.

So glad I’m not a ginger so I can consume them it without it being weird.

I’m concerned about the less rotted corpse employing living humans. Sounds like nepotism to me.

He didn’t have to edit in defined abs, but he went above and beyond the call.

Can’t forget the nice red uniforms.

The only reason it was sitting on its perch in the first place was because it had been nailed there. It has ceased to be.