This is absolutely something my pregnant wife would have done. Those hormones are nuts.

Those names are taken from Iain M. Banks’ Culture sci-fi series.

My stepmom’s dad has bragged about never having changed a single diaper for his kids. He sees this as a victory. What a fucking creep.

Annnnnnd REMIX: https://youtube.com/shorts/NANyaGc77lQ?si=-OtHJPRfRSX8ClX0

A couple of weeks ago my 4.5 yo casually leaned over during lunch, vomited on the floor, then went back to eating as if nothing happened.