What, Guillemot thinks Ubisoft’s share price is still too high?

If you will look in the manual, you will see that this particular model tampon requires a range of ten to sixteen foot-pounds of torque. I routinely twist the maximum allowable torque-age.

To make astronomically large spaces fit in the game engine from 2009, they made everything infinitesimally small.

In fairness, when Star Citizen first went in to development CE3 was a modern engine.

A certain political party benefits from low voter turnout. Which, coincidentally, also happens to be the party working to get Trump elected and shield him from the repercussions of his crimes.

AccuWeather’s business model relies on “adding value” to government-provided data, and monetizing it. Maintaining a fleet of satellites isn’t cheap.

If you can get people to order their groceries from within your walled garden and take a cut… you’re golden.

That’s what Amazon tried with Alexa, and they still can’t figure out how to make it profitable.

I was pointing out that pushing propaganda is what would make a bot have a point on Lemmy, not that there actually are bots.

I wasn’t commenting on whether bots actively are on Lemmy, only pointing out that pushing propaganda would be what a bot would do since farming karma is useless.

Karma farming? Of course not- the lack of account-wide karma means Lemmy accounts are worthless to sell.

Now, bots that push propaganda on the other hand…

which you can read in about 30sec?

Only if you’re not a Trump supporter.

He’s 30 years old, still lived with his parents, and spent all day hanging out with his twelve dude bros in a time before XBox existed.

Of course he was fucking hammered all day.

I choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.

I can’t believe you got such a simple saying wrong. It’s not rocket surgery.

That’s a pretty accurate summation of gaming in general in the 80s. The art in the book was nearly always better than the gameplay for lots of games.

don’t think that’s their goal at all.

Literally their goal.

As mentioned (via Tom Warren) by [Playstation co-CEO Hermen] Hulst in the interview, Sony wants to tempt PC players to purchase and play sequels to single-player narrative games on a PlayStation console.

…huh. TIL.

The last time I had to download the unifying software it was more obvious than that.

And to add insult to injury…

Skibidi Bonesacks

As one of those “older millennials” you referenced… What the fucking shit?

There’s just too much bad rep.

On the one hand, that’s not a bet I’d take since No Man’s Sky exists.

On the other hand, NMS is definitely the exception, not the rule.

Sadly, it looks like the only surviving answer is

“It’s a shitpost.”