I use Koreader. It’s a bit heavy because it has basically any option you can think of, it works on a wide multitude of platforms, and can have weird bugs sometimes but hardly ever. But the way I read, I need some settings that aren’t in very many readers and it has them. Try it out.

How much did you pay for the eyes?

Just change your user agent. Fuckers have no business knowing.

They’re the same picture.

No, unless you’re in engineering or medical you’re winding up a barista all the same.

Those counselors who told you you’d be a loser unless you went, go for anything it doesn’t matter all you need is a piece of paper, they lied.

If you’re lucky, you’ll get a job at a nonprofit organization, spending day in and day out trying to justify your paycheck. You’ll get paid pretty good, but it comes at a cost: there will always be an empty hole you can’t fill, one that is there because you’ll never know the deep in your soul joy of delivering anything of value to another person.

Then, maybe one day, you’ll become a manager and get to do some hiring, at which point you’ll haze the potential hires by requiring them to go through the credentialism rigmarole that you went to just to prevent yourself from accepting the fact that you wasted your youth, just to make them do it because you had to. You’ll become a cog in a machine that perpetrates the injustice you’ve suffered, the ridiculous system that requires young people to go into debt and spend their youth pretending to learn just to get a busywork job.

If you’re lucky.