Just gotta figure out how to turn their proboscis inside out with gene editing, make that an oral med, put it in a “supplement”, and get marketing to sell it to them as a dick enhancer.
Make sure to label it “HOMEOPATHIC” and the government will leave you alone.
Exactly. This asshole wants people to stop yelling at them for “just wanting a fiscal conservative” in office. (The guy in the pic, not OP)
Try contracting in your spare time to get some variety.
Try contracting full time If you want to fast forward to that next life.
I can’t find the source, but at some point there were reports of a fridge with a WiFi module that would overheat and die if you blocked it at the router.
POV: The Dishwasher
Well, fuck you for that. I can taste the texture of your comment and I am quite unhappy about it.
Have you ever had cacahuates japoneses “Japanese peanuts”? They’re the opposite of that, I highly recommend them.
I completely agree with you. I’m not defending Elon here, but I want to expand on your conclusion.
Electric car companies from the last 20ish years:
Polestar Fiskar Faraday Karma Rivian Tesla Canoo
Only Tesla is profitable. The others are defunct, funded by private equity and operating at a loss, owned or partly owned by a different company, or are basically stillborn (not dead, but not doing much of anything). Even if his only contribution is throwing money at Tesla, that seemed to be enough to keep them going until they could stand on their own. Keep in mind, all these other companies had money thrown at them too.
I think the same goes for space x. I’ll give the bastard credit where it’s due: he didn’t stop throwing money at Tesla and SpaceX even after all logic and reason said he should stop, and now they’re successful. Maybe he had vision, maybe he got deep into a K-hole and had a vision, I don’t know. I don’t think anyone else would have kept them afloat by any means possible. If anything, legacy auto, Boeing, etc were waiting for Tesla and Space X to fail so they could buy them cheap and absorb their talent and tech.
So no, he didn’t found these companies, and I don’t believe a single word of his claims that he contributed in any meaningful way to their engineering or tech, but I don’t think they’d exist in their current successful state without his money.
To put this another way, he deserves recognition for his stubborn insistence that these companies should continue to exist.
Along the same line of thinking, Twitter’s current state is 100% his doing. He was very public about exactly what he was doing after he was forced to carry through on his lies and buy it. He very publicly killed that company, and is using his money to fuel the necromancy keeping it going.
I can only hope that SpaceX and Tesla eventually find themselves out from under his influence.
American conservatism killed passenger rail. The only places you see functional passenger rail are large, non conservative cities.
This is how you get Isekai’s to the peanut farmer world.
What if the character was canonically an 80 year old Joe Dirt?
Even just childcare is super expensive and hard to come by.
It really is saying something that it’s waaay worse now.
I’m commander Shepherd, and this is my favorite comment on the Lemmy verse.
Exactly, yes! The LHC is so much more (larger isn’t the right word, maybe massive?). If it was on the surface instead of being buried, and the earth was perfectly spherical, you wouldn’t be able to see it standing in the middle of it, because the ring would be on the other side of the horizon all around you.
If they’re lore accurate, then yes, because if you put a bag of holding inside another bag of holding they explode and create a portal to the astral plane, which would probably not be great for the structural integrity of an airplane.
I think someone needs to update that old “if programming languages were weapons”. JavaScript is a cursed hammer.
Seriously, we started building things so massive that you literally can’t see all of it at the same time unless you’re in the air, riding in a magical skychair.
What If “healer” was assigned at random at the start of a match of no one picks it, healers weren’t on either team, land were scored separately by how many people they revived?
If you’re reading this and have never tried this, get some, it’s a religious experience. You might find god. God might be a very sick cat.