If a 45 year old not wearing a costume and strung out on Ketamine says trick or treat at my door, they’re getting candy.

What am I, the fucking Halloween police? ACAB.

Lol old Lemmy users chizzed

Yeah I got a pretty nauseating explanation of “The June 4th Incident”

that happened

Juxtaposition of pearl-clutching Puritanism w/ a 21 drinking age against beer available in a 7-11.

Pick a fucking lane

You can never be too sure. My grandson clicked a YouTube and two days later his laptop was completely dead. The Apple genius at the store said water damage. Scary stuff.

Ok good I didn’t want to accidentally click a malicious link

No I mean is the video real

Is this real?

No but I’m all-in on phrenology

CEOs wanna cosplay Steve Jobs and unvail their crazy new features. They’ve already “trimmed the fat” to appease shareholders.

They just can’t make fixing old issues sexy.

Still calling it “The Chat Gippity” though

In court:

No it is impossible for God to do that.

Jupiter - Holst

I can feel it at a funeral, a wedding, a birth, a Requiem for a nation defeated etc etc

All depends on where you’re starting from. If I can map an engine to be worse on both, then a mapping exists that is better on both.

As a non-US person, it blows my fucking mind how frequently y’all haul out a goddamn Ouija board to channel the founding fathers on any issue. What would George Washington think about ChatGPT? Uh probably that it comes out of a box possessed by the a demon and then he’d ask if you owned a comfort girl he could borrow for the night? What a valuable exercise. Much wow.

Spaceman pointing a gun at other Spaceman “wait it’s all a cult?”

I’d buy the shit out of a plugin hybrid the size of a 93 ranger

What percentage of F150s have the maximum bed size for that vehicle which is 8 ft?

How much drywall do you think has been moved with a pickup with a box shorter than 8 ft?

What percentage of pickup trucks do you see without a single paint scuff in the box?

It’s not the size of a truck that makes it a toy.