The person for whom the word prugly was created.

Technically made with high fructose corn syrup. I’ll allow it.

There’s a fuel distributor near me named “Just Oil (and more!)”

Seriously though. If they aren’t just selling the hotdogs, what ELSE are they doing with the hotdogs. Seems like it could be inappropriate.

Just a little bit maybe go fuck yourself :)

“It’s the equivalent of the congressional Medal of Honor, but civilian version. It’s actually much better because everyone (who) gets the congressional Medal of Honor, they’re soldiers. They’re either in very bad shape because they’ve been hit so many times by bullets, or they’re dead,” Trump concluded.

Conair was always my favorite

Banner? Why? What’d she do?

It’s not unless. It’s until, which has more implications.

Not an issue. It’s a wood house. You already have what you need to smooth out the rough spots.

If the context is “see who can go the longest without being corrupt or abusing their position of power”, the acorn.

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Truckdassia is even worse.

A slab of turkey-neck and it’s hanging from a pigeon wing

That’s the joke :)

Independence Day

Starts building time machine

Unfortunately everyone is obsessed with anal 50 years from now so it doesn’t go your way.

This is just someone’s pet møøse. Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti…