You know… You can’t just say “I liked that keyboard a lot but had to give it away.”

This was my first keyboard with old school 5pin DIN and everything. I liked it a lot but ended up having to give it away. You see, it was my freshman year of college and had finally made some friends. My roommate however had not. I had suspected there was foul play taking place with my PC because of some things that had gotten moved, so one night I did the surprise pop-in… Quietly walked up to the dorm room for with my keys ready: popped then into the key hole and quickly opened the door… Yes, caught him in the act. It was towards the end of the semester and we did not speak of it again. I didn’t use my computer for the rest of the term and left my old keyboard leaning against a wall in the dorm hallway. A freebie of sorts.

Clickety clack, motherfucker!

Oh I’m not in search of a game, but I appreciate the offer. I’ll take a look at what it’s about anywho, though. Thanks stranger.

This is excellent publicity that convinces me not to even try that game.

Don’t worry, the dream lives on!

VancesCouchSloppySeconds.com is still available!!!

Does it have loud, annoying, drunkard camping neighbors that you have to slaughter at 4:46am because your character will crash his campervan the next day if they don’t sleep?

I got 2500 hours on my AOL CD, who wants to chat?

I mean, it’s still only 75% solved.

My handmade soap is the best. Just ask around.

But slower than chronography.

Skynet for the win!

• automation by companies so they can "streamline"their workforces.

• innovation by “teaching” it enough to solve bigger problems (cancer, climate, etc).

• creating a sentient species that is the next evolution of life and watching it systematically eradicate every last human to save the planet.

Even though it’s not a space station, the Mickey D’s in The Fifth Element would probably be close.

I’m older than most here and I lead a mostly good life. I think the saying is mainly regarding death. In youth, you don’t experience as much of it, but as you age, more and more people pass around you until it’s you, alone.

Is this some kind of twisted remark about the vegans? Beware, those folk have a lot of time to kill.

No such thing. You can never have enough.

Mmmmmmm… Beans

See, if you pull the lever halfway, you have a chance to derail the trolley. No one ever mentions that.

Hostile work environment!

You can never have too many kidneys.