“Hit it, quit it, then forgit it!”
-Bigfoot
“Hit it, quit it, then forgit it!”
-Bigfoot
A few years ago I asked a customer for a list of employees, so I could verify who could purchase on their account. They replied with their personnel files. Luckily it didn’t have social security numbers, but it had a LOT of personal information. Medical records, drug test results, stuff like that.
He didn’t say what it was. It might be a flashlight that goes into the exhaust pipe.
Really digging Reign in Slumber. Thanks for the recommendation.
On the topic of Asian metal, Voice of Baceprot just played the Glastonbury festival, which is pretty awesome. All-female Indonesian band.
Also, the dude who works at the gas station down the street introduced me to Minerva, a Bangladeshi metal band.
The only ability you have in French is to judge. It’s what the language is for.
Neuwörtermachenaufgeregheit.
Bikes are popular in Seattle, but I’m not sure I’d call it a bike-friendly city. Tons of rain, tons of hills, tons of bridges, tons of crappy roads. We put bike lanes in a bunch of places, but a lot of them still have to go through confusing intersections or only cover part of your commute. Add on the new trend of no-hands driving, it’s still pretty dangerous.
“Think about how dumb the average American is. Then think that half of em are dumber than that!”
My coworkers say that I’ve got resting murder face. When I’m just zoning out not paying attention to anything, I apparently look like I’m actively searching for something rusty to stab you with.
I have a vague memory of listening to him on the radio in NY way back in the day and he was a legit sports analyst. Then a couple years later he showed up on national broadcasts and was completely different. Maybe my memory is failing me, but I don’t remember him starting as an obnoxious talking head.
I don’t want to have a conversation while my dick is in my hand.
https://youtu.be/3n6Ra-K7us8?si=3CSYfV-XdBYbGDMQ
Cows have excellent taste in music.
Slightly unrelated, but one time I let out an amazing belch and nobody was around to hear other than the dog, so I high five her. That alone was worth teaching her that trick.
Ever listen to Meshuggah?
Having read Scar Tissue, there was a lot of illicit love with the fans.
Yeah, but just based on my own prejudices, the antivax community ain’t a huge fan of the Spanish- speaking community.
“A man dies two deaths. The first, when he draws his last breath. The second, when the last bit of shitty band-aid code he wrote is overwritten.”
I’m not sure there has ever been a show that has clicked for me quite the way that early Always Sunny did. I had never even heard of it before and I randomly caught the musical episode. I loved it so much that my broke ass immediately bought the first 3 seasons on dvd.
Ah, the Sam Vimes boots theory again.
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said ‘No. But I want a regular banana later. So yes.’