Hate to say but in our office it’s the other way around. Teams HAS to start automatically before outlook can be opened manually otherwise the addin for meetings won’t load. Every morning I log in, make some coffee and then go talk to colleagues… Thanks Microsoft for the slow morning, other see this as luxury!

Hard insider, “Doing an Olli”. We had a coworker named Oliver and when ever we were at a customer on site he not only showed up late but always went straight for the toilets making us wait even longer.

But at least “Jürgen würgen” or “Jochen kochen” rhymes 😁

I think it was called “the horror of remson high” or something like that, that we had to read in high-school. Imagine being a teen, already struggling with the changes of one’s own body and then reading a book about tentacle aliens coming out of the pimples of the students, to wreak havoc in the town. It even started with one alien killing the family’s dog and growing to its size… Didn’t even bother finishing it and gladly accepted a bad grade for doing so.