Finds rare woman who can orgasm from only penetration without any clitoral stimulation.

Complains.

Bro just enjoy the sex and make sure to communicate. Leave the clit alone if it doesnt work.

All women are different and their pleasure parts work (or in some cases, dont work) in different ways.

Ukulele

I browse by all, so mostly I’ve just blocked a shit ton of porn instances, communities, and accounts.

Carmeldansen in its original form is legitimately a good song and I actually love the whole album its from.

You wont see it, you’ll die first because they’re rich enough to prolong their demise.

It not too late to learn a new skill or pick up a new hobby. If you hear of something that sounds fun, dive in!

Similar; caress all around the boob, getting close to the nipple on occasion but not actually touching it. Tease it.

I guess I fucked one for 7 years? But she never told me she was a reality TV star!

I know several people who would pick this house just for the kitchen…

What public bathroom has dedicated security gaurds? Theres nothing stopping a man from just walking in without having to make stuff up. If someone is acting inappropriate in a public restroom then why does it matter whats in their pants? Gay/lesbian perverts exist too!

If you read the books, you’ll find that you’re not far off.

Yes of course there are actually a lot of differences, being a homeowner after renting for years I am very aware. My comment, partly in jest, was focusing on practical day-to-day differences. But also, getting equity in your house is actually not that big of a windfall if you sell, because you still have to live somewhere and the other houses/rentals have all gone up in cost to match. I suppose if I was to move in with someone… but I dont plan on doing that ever.

But anyways yea fuck capitalism

Well technically thanks to the rising housing cost crisis I’ve gained about 50k in equity in the past 3 years. Does that count?

Eh?

Just putting it out there that “property owning” is not the class deliniator! I “own” my house/property and the only differences are that i pay rent to a bank instead of a landlord, and i can knock holes in the walls if i want to.

I’m still pretty much paycheck to paycheck, squarely in the working class.

Curved! Swords!

I live less than a half-mile from my kids’ school, and people ask why I walk them instead of driving… everyday I see people who live closer than I get in their cars and drive 2 blocks to pick up their kids!

Its madness I tell you

Is this the Nintendo redemption arc?

Im seriously considering getting rid of my oven and replacing it with an air fryer and portable induction hotplates.

Only problem is that a frozen pizza wont fit in an air fryer and thats like the only thing I actually use the over for!

Darwin awards are reserved for those who remove themselves from the gene pool. Mr Amber Lamps here can probably still put a bun in the oven.