Well played.

Gotta get that deep clean in the shower ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I love it.

You’re safe… for now

I don’t buy that. It’s possible but the producers always want to make it “theirs” and it’s not. It’ll never be theirs. The best they could do is just follow the source material as much as possible.

No one cares about your “quirky” changes. And this is quite evident in all the video game tv series that fail. Because the source material was basically thrown away completely. Because they think we’ll gobble up anything just because of the name.

I watched the twin towers fall but none of it connected and never gave me the fanatical patriotism it was supposed to.

This just makes me think of south park where Cartman buys a theme park but with a more wholesome twist.

They generally don’t work as movies because no one ever follows the story that’s right in front of them. They always add some stupid artistic bullshit preference of their own which causes a huge disconnect from the source material.

This is the opening plot to Beetlejuice

A life without all the trauma and self harm. A life where I had all the support I needed to actually thrive and make something of myself. Sometimes it’s just a life with a past love where everything turned out okay. Other times a life where I chose a more profitable career because I didn’t need chaos to feel normalcy.

I’m a very broken individual so it’s not really hard for me to dream up a scenario that’s infinitely better than my reality.

That’s part of what hurts so bad waking up and realizing I’m back in my own life.

I have vivid dreams to the point I’ve had to mourn entire lives that were never even real.

Like Roy from Rick and Morty.

The worst ones are when it was a very fulfilling life and then I have to wake up and accept it never actually happened.

Apologies friend. I can’t tell you where your local scrapyard is or if there’s even one close to you.

I live in a small-ish town and our local scrapyard is right off one of the main roads through town.

You should be able to search your local scrapyard and find the price by weight online.

This is a close as I can find

I mean cables are indeed very valuable in just scrap.

My dad worked in IT and we had a 50 gallon drum full of all kinds of cables. Not only did we always have the type of cable we needed but if I ever needed $100 in an emergency I’d just fill a box and head to the local scrapyard.

You’ll get even more money if you remove the insulation first.

I have several but by far the most common is “fuck em”

Mainly used when people wanna hit me with some dumb shit and act like it’s my problem. Fuck em.

I like you.

What is wrong with you?

I’m am deranged and disgruntled.