I worked as a projectionist when Dark City was coming out and I put that trailer on every single movie that it was applicable to be on. Just so I could watch it 10-20 times a day.

Yeah but Kellogg suggested circumcision as a punishment for when you were caught masturbating. Plus the recovery time would keep you from offending again in the short term.

Oh come onnnnnn!

Wait until you hear that Disney’s Frozen was only created so that searching for “Disney Frozen” would result in the movie intead of Walt Disney’s frozen head.

Man, 5%? That’s it?

I’m sure I’m going to say this poorly, but one of the things he focused on was meaningful decisions. So there’s a joke that goes:

Jean-Paul Sartre was sitting at a coffee shop when the waitress came up and asked him if he wanted anything else.

He said, “I’ll take a coffee, with no cream.”

She responded, “I’m sorry, but we’re all out of cream. I can get you a coffee with no milk though.”

Lol

Google had sent me an update of my usage for November and was all, “You drove 35 miles this month!”

Jean-Paul Sartre would be so proud of you.

I used to call these sort of games “Bird-chirpers”

Cause you’d start playing and then it would suddenly be morning, and birds would be chirping.

So this is 7 Days to Die then?