Randy will just him a signed copy of the movie

Shit Parking.

If you’re driving a 2 ton metal box and can’t have the spatial awareness to fit it into a large rectangle, you shouldn’t be on the road.

Shit, where’s my socket set gone???

BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP

As someone who sells robot vacuums for a living, I’d take two!

“Hey, alien planet we’ve never been on before. Let’s take our helmets off.”

“Hey our map guy got LOST inside an underground tunnel and tried to pet an alien snake and now he’s infected.”

“This medical machine is configured for men. Caesarian mode is on the left.”

I call the movie Fuckwits In Space for these and many more reasons.

Oh shit, that takes me back.

Yeah, those lot have been shit for decades.

An Audi TT.

FUCK Audi. Never again. Nothing but problems with that heap of shit, and repairs cost more than I paid for the car.

Well, I deleted my r account the day they fucked over the app developers. Been here since, so I guess it’s a decent alternative. Not as much current content and it’s 90% politics on the front page… That can be filtered out though.

The militant Linux missionaries though, they get blocked. They show up in most tech threads and it got old a year ago.

It’s a Lemming!

Likely shipping cost but I’m not sure

This is huge. Valve have never distributed their stuff down here, so hopefully we might see the Index at some point too.

Exterminatus

I will never forgive the Apple rep who came into our retail store and loaded up the store Homepod with A PLAYLIST OF SIXTY THREE DIFFERENT FUCKING RENDITIONS OF THAT CUNTING SONG and then locked it out so we couldn’t change it back to normal human music. Said it was his favourite song.

I made a complaint and never saw him again. I’ve never seen an entire store’s staff hate life more.

iRacing in the streets, Mario Kart in the sheets

Hell yes it does. Great games.

One game was all it took for Big Red to turn from an epic “Not even death can save you from me” into a cartoon villain. Fucker wouldn’t shut up throughout Act 4…

How’s that even relevant?

Just waiting for a mate.

Cunt Rocket