Stretch2m@lemm.eetoFunny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world•To avoid attacks from the proletariat
13·
9 months agoAnd look, Anya is wearing “Golden Labia” by Alexander McQueen.
And look, Anya is wearing “Golden Labia” by Alexander McQueen.
If all the meat on earth disappeared tomorrow, I would become a vegetarian before ever knowingly consuming a bug.
Very Monty Python-esque.
E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed 'im to the perch 'e’d be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E’s off the twig! 'E’s kicked the bucket, 'e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!!
THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
X Files
Underappreciated comment.
How about Roku’s “Consent or we brick your TV?”