This man clearly has a neck. Fail
Woah. Easy, fella
Well duh. Peartube is the federated choice for fruits!
OP, were you a creeper secretly living in my house?!
Turning my life around 360 would mean my alcoholism is out of control again.
Pushing their way to the front of the line to get the last jelly donut
His given name is Carlos Banana
Why would you want to remove the protective layer of dirt?
Given the opportunity, I would gladly have a beer or two with Guy.
Based on my recent failings: apparently hitting a little white ball into a hole.
If a woman can produce a baby in nine months, 9 women should be able to deliver a baby in one month.
Algae-covered sloths are about as close as you get.
Hours invested in that game of the devil
Austin used to have Leslie. He was frequently seen riding around Town Lake on his bike, sporting naught but his hot pants or brightly colored thong. RIP
Fox on the purple tractor speaks to me. But the dog in the hot dog car is intriguing
Oh man. Thank you for reminding me of them. What an absolute boss he was for putting them together
If you’re in Europe, perhaps you know it as a petrol ejaculator.
Yes. Sometimes I click the ads of companies I hate so they have to spend more money not selling me something.
It probably means I will see more of their ads, but I usually opt out of personalized ads so maybe not so much?